im so fucking done
me when im drunk
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
Sleeping bag sofa - the need is so mighty.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL
You haven’t felt true pain until your favourite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever
ITS A BABY DRAGON
baby no don’t eat your tail
Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.
"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.